May 2012
musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
kids: but we're broke too
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
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I’ve been in a really crappy mood these couple of days. I constantly switch off whenever people are talking or just quietly keep to myself. I don’t know why either. My mind keeps thinking and replaying all the bad stuff which sucks balls because that causes my mood to down-spiral for the whole day. I hate feeling this way
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
Getting home after a long day at school...
sodamnrelatable:
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Do you ever see something, stare at it for a while, scroll past it, change your mind, scroll back up to it and reblog it?
totally gpoy
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ugh i’m soooooo tired. i woke up at 5.30am and am gonna have to survive possibly till 9 plus. now i’m just sitting alone in the library doing nothing until my grooming workshop starts. what was the point of coming to school so early?!?!?!??!?
please. kill. me. now.
tomorrow’s gonna be a freaking tiring day. this sucks
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m16s-and-nicotine:
“Studies have shown, that, indeed, introverts are more likely than extroverts to express intimate facts about themselves online that their family and friends would be surprised to read, to say that they can express the “real me” online, and to spend more time in certain…
When a cute person that you don't even know smiles...
sodamnrelatable:
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I’m not very sad, but I’m not very happy either; it feels like I’m somewhere in...
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When you listen to your iPod in public places.
sodamnrelatable:
On the outside you’re like:
But on the inside you’re like:
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lambda-chops:
“incorrect email or password”
which one you horrid cunt
When you rap a verse with no mistakes →
lulz-time:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
This will fuck your mind
sodamnrelatable:
Wasn´t it turning to the other side ?
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xoxogossipgill:
if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep
tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
producers: oh god not again
tim burton: so we have some undead people
tim burton: who are creepy and shit
tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
tim burton: what do you think?
paynefullygay:
once we’ve had a conversation in all caps we’ve become best friends
Trying to be serious with your friend →
lulz-time:
Expectation:
Reality:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
me: *closes tumblr tab*
me: *opens new tumblr tab*
me: what just happened
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i’m not asking for world peace, i just want to be able to unfollow deactivated blogs man
alcohallic:
is ugh an emotion cause i feel it all the time
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feferi:
i’m so upset i have to choose between being asleep and being on the computer sometimes